MONTNEY

To ensure we never offend anyone - particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people... They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail and 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips... (b) Crazed feminists screeching that being able to throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius was an unfair and sexist requirement in basic training;