DR. GRORDBORT'S INVADERS

Dr Grordbort, bastion of society, armourer of the free Earth and inventor of the Infallible Aether Oscillators. They're Rayguns - Wave weapons of various capability and application... And YOU need one. "Do I?" you just thought. Yes, yes you do. You don't need a raygun for you, you need it for the good of society! Think of the children won't you!... The poor, poor children - they love rayguns but they just can't afford them you see. Because they don't have jobs.