MISS SNARKY PANTS

I was told today that my blog doesn't have a very good name. My friend is probably right, but he wasn't counting on all the tall chicks out there who totally get it. We're a tribe of people whose pants are always just a little bit too short. Our knees are shot from scrunching down in group photos and, if our platform heels are too tall, we're often mistaken for drag queens. I promise to represent your glory and your pain, my tall friend!... 20 Random Things About Me My first attempt at a novel was called Escape from Dachau. I was eight. I know, hilarious right out of the gate. I dislike writing sonnets. Only gods can do that. Three cats own my hubby and me. That's why we can't have nice things. David Sedaris drew a vagina.