TETHER - Key Persons
Ommetaphobic people-picker,† triumphant in global gauntlet,‡ levels an eye for untouchable talent.
† Her first job was packing widgets on an assembly line. Now it's placing wizards in an open office.
‡ Pausing her lifelong tour of Washington with a trip to 13 countries in 3 weeks. Plus layovers.
Globetrotting graphics hit man executes† deliverables with a Swiss-army skillset.
Job Titles:
- Associate
- Creative Director
Salty scribe navigates lyrical seas†, crafting siren songs with style‡ and soul.
† Making sweet, sweet music-with bands and brands-floats this salt's 38-foot Kettenburg.
Job Titles:
- Associate
- Creative Director
Graphite-wielding† graphic designer finds beauty in abecedarian forms, alley-oops and fiery food.
History-minded maker is always building-on his outdoor avidity†, podcast proclivity and obsessive tendency to tinker‡.
† + From snowboarding to mountain biking and hiking, if it's en plein air, he's all in.
‡ ‡ "Frankenbinding" snowboard parts and drafting a custom bike frame are just the start.
Curious concoctor† nimbly shifts gears and focus, inspiring a propitious panoply‡ of profferings.
† Should anyone tempt you with a "brand-new concoction", insist they take the first sip.
‡ When confronted by a propitious panoply, we advise that you assume a fetal position and yodel until it retreats.
Job Titles:
- Creative Director Industrial Design
Entrepreneurial account whiz revels in his rapacity for bouldering, BJJ† and angling with artificial flies‡.
† + That's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for those unfamiliar with the lexicon of the dojo.
Sassy Saxon† with a knack for tackling complexity steers projects to first position.
† + Need recs? She keeps a spreadsheet of new albums and how she ranks them.
Strategy-minded design maven brings megapixel passion to aged Parmesan, fresh tunes† and outdoor exploits‡.
‡ In civilian life, Libby is a meticulous plant mom whose little green babies grow up strong and proud.
† With a dad in ads, is it a coincidence that "Madeleine" sounds a lot like "Mad Men"?
‡ Two qualities she honed in lacrosse, effortlessly connecting balls to defender's noses nets.
Inveterate zoophilist† with an eye for design‡ corrals chaos, shepherds creative and tames timelines with feline aptitude.
† Among this animal lover's many onetime pets: dogs, cats, turtles, rats, a mini pig and rainforest tree frog.
‡ With a BFA under her belt, Madison finds inspiration in everything from fashion to interior design.
Efflorescent† executor magically manages the machinations of an emerging empire.
† Efflorescent individuals are often enamored by punctuation's potential for self-expression!!!!!
‡ All empires have lifecycles. We're looking forward to the decadent decline, when it's all champagne and supermodels.
Job Titles:
- Executive Creative Director
Tactical jargonaut† summons verbalistic prowess to craft new legends, new worlds, new rituals.
† Jargonauts differ from liars in that they enjoy gainful compensation and a generous 401k plan.
‡ Rituals include, but are not limited to, falcon husbandry, competitive gurning and Kirkpinar oil wrestling.
Inveterate thingmaker† goes all in on the slopes, on her bike and on and on and on with her feline fanaticism‡.
† She likes making things so much she takes existing things apart just to put them back together again.
‡ Did someone ask about her cat, Manchester? That's OK - she'll happily share pics anyway.
Left-brained† revolutionary embarks on madcap mission‡ to redefine how design gets done.
† Left-brainers are known for extricating astounding creative solutions from chaotic office environments.
‡ Most lucrative madcap missions involve a memorable logo, a proven hydration beverage, and a clairvoyant gnome
Job Titles:
- Executive Creative Director
† Tina's juvie rap sheet includes several counts of aggravated calendaring.
Operationally OCD organizer† greases the lanes, helping projects strike the pocket‡ with perfect precision.
Job Titles:
- Business Development Director
Voluble bibliophile carves waves†, craves ink‡ and converts new-biz prospects into prized creative partners.
† Whether surfing or skating, if there's a board to ride this Cali native is on it.