MACDONALD

let me say this to you again: you are not a burger. you may sometimes wish you were a burger. perhaps accompanied by your favourite pepsi cola soda pop or a box of fries. maybe you'd want your accompanying french fries to be upgraded to a poutine, it's uncertain. but you have no personal affiliation with mcdonald's now, and you probably won't any time in the near future (although we at macdonald.com do have some personal issues with the cadbury mc flurry… why does it only come once a year? why can't it linger on into the warm, summery months? why just easter)? it's complete and utter anarchy. but i digress... so you're a fast-food restaurant enthusiast! so are we. if your last name isn't macdonald? then my guess is you've come across our website in search of a big, greasy double cheeseburger, hoping desperately we may offer information on coupons, calorie counts (but like, who really counts calories any more) health wise updates and other exhilarating sandwich-related articles. we..