CONSULT ATRON

Consultatron was created for one simple reason. You. We were sick and tired of consultants using pointless jargon and delivering absolutely nothing of value. Consultatron, the most logical being in existence, will seamlessly streamline production influences into a revolutionary seven dimensional fact matrix, enabling actualized synergy environments to materialize with minimal divergence from perceived benefits... Like many of us, Dr Sputyaum was moved by the tragic events of 2008, when the concentration of consultants in troubled regions reached critical mass. Having made every conceivable effort to adopt the culture of their host community, the consultants didn't notice when the original inhabitants had abandoned the settlement. In the ensuing panic several consultants were mistakenly consulted. At Consultatron we understand that failure is measured in wasted lives, broken careers and the shattered dreams of bright eyed Phd students... experience you have ever had with a consultant...