SMIKE

Socialite, raconteur and dog-about-town, Smike is the world's foremost web dog. Whether enjoying a Sunday drive, or engaged in a pick-up game of Lacrosse, Smike graces all with inimitable style and charm. When only a pup, Smike mastered the skills required to operate car windows and open locked gates. It became apparent that this prodigy was on the fast-track for a stellar career. A passion for the Lacrosse fields has emphasized fitness in body and mind and afforded Smike the disposition to pursue philanthropic and philcaninic endeavors. Current work includes glow-in-the-dark Lacrosse balls for night play, opening the refrigerator and grand unification theory... Additionally, our product line and associated earnings continue to grow. With the purchase last year of North American Toxins, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Amalgamated Smike, we successfully launched our Nature's Own® styrofoam dinnerware line. Sales exceeded all expectations with adjusted net revenues of over $37.00... The..

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