SOCKY

The culprit is Socky. Sockies are distant cousins to chameleons and are able to mimic almost anything. Their greatest love is mankind. Their second greatest love is cleanliness. In modern times this has made playing in hot soapy washing machines and eating socks a kind of Socky Heaven... Contrary to previous scientific theory the Socky phenomenon has manifested itself from the earliest caveman to the most modern caveman (high rise apartment dwellers). He has been in every society. Socky has ... so to speak ... always been 1 step ahead of Man.

Primary location: Blooming Glen United States