BETH WOOLSEY

I have five kids, mostly adults now. Six with the son-in-law. Some of my babies are adopted. Some are people of color. Some have disabilities. Some are neurodelicious. Some are queer (me, too). And all are wildly perfect... I've been happily married to Greg for 20 years, which is a tiny bit awkward because we've been married 29. Listen, it took us a while to figure out how not to be shitty to each other. We got there eventually... My house is most often packed to the absolute brim with teenagers and young adults. They are messy and mouthy, and I adore them, so I lure them to me with snacks.