MACGYVER THE LIZARD

I'm an Argentine red tegu lizard. I hatched out on Ty Park's awesome lizard farm in Punta Gorda, Florida, on the fourth of July, 2012... Apparently if UberEats delivers you a bag full of condiments and napkins, but none of the food you ordered, they will refund the food cost but not the $5 delivery fee. Maybe it's just my lizard brain, but that sounds like a bad business practice... MacGyver is a giant dog-like lizard who has taken the interwebs by storm.

Also known as: MacGyver the Lizard LLC