LAZY IS GOOD

The corporation can do anything it wants. It chooses its own location, its community, its industry, its politics, its society. It sets its own goals, drafts its unique mission statement, determines its ethics and practices,. The corporation chooses its employees. It chooses the pay and what it likes to call benefits for its employees. It chooses to promote, give raises, downsize, and fire its employees. It chooses its management style, its promotional policies, its degree of diversity, its degree of maturity or hipness. The corporation is a being that is as close to perfection as it is able to come, a shining example of what our glorious way of doing things can produce... The corporation is eminently rational and objective. The corporation is rational simply because it is, sum ergo ratio. It's the star of its own show, so it's the company's game, and the company's rule; so of course the company is right. Everything's motivated by the bottom line, because what could be more objective..