APERTURE

At Aperture Science we use only 100% organic test subjects. In the case of a non-organic test subject we will donate one or all of their vital organs to the Aperture Science self-esteem fund for girls? It's true!... The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, we promises to always provide useful advice... We work tirelessly to provide you with the best testing environment possible. Federal disclosure policies require us to inform you that this environment is probably lethal and to redirect you to a safer test environment.

Also known as: Aperture Labs, Aperture Science