HUGHJASSNEWS

Our request for an interview was denied. The office of the Commissioner read us a prepared statement when we went to try to obtain more information. "We don't exactly have a lot of sports around here that feature ice and pucks. So we would be doing everyone a disservice if we didn't investigate the crap out of this. We are a professional organization and its not like this is our first time doing this. Well it kind of is, but kids have been playing hockey here for years."... Proudly Libertarian, Parody! Why read the news when you can read a mockery of it? Got ideas for made up news? We would love to hear them...