THE BEAN

The Bean is a coffee shop in your imagination. The barista is a golden retriever puppy named Boris who can't make coffee very well but loves belly rubs. We accept cash, check, money order, visa, apple pay, IOU's, tradesies, and unicorn figurines. Open from 5-7am during every third lunar eclipse and 24/7 during the finals week. Open mic night is never, take your slam poetry elsewhere hipster scum.

Also known as: BEAN DOT COM