DIARIES OF BOARDING SCHOOL

One afternoon my friend and I were outside the school grounds which was forbidden. We were caught and sent to our respective housemasters. His was a really lovely bloke. Mine, less so. The gap in severity of our punishments was enormous. He had to forgo sugar in his tea the next morning and I was given 3 years hard labour in solitary confinement in Siberia. If I'm honest I can't remember what they actually were suffice to say mine was significantly more harsh for exactly the same crime... 6) Batman here had time to put his cape on and a further 20 minutes while we waited for you (kudos on the power-play by the way) to point this out to me but didn't... It was then I decided I should probably leave the school, a conclusion I was doubtlessly the third in the room to arrive at. I think we all knew why.