AMERICAN MADE UPGRADES

Matty sings like an old Louisiana blues musician who just stubbed his toe. He owns 2 cats, a collection of whiskey corks, and a stock 2002 ford focus (but he don't let that go to his head). In his spare time he enjoys humorously photoshopping ridiculous things, doing awful Christopher Walken impressions, and going into complete financial ruin from his crippling music gear addiction. It is rumored that both the characters of Cheech & Chong were inspired by his life... Mark enjoys fishing, hunting mushrooms, and sampling damn fine cheeses from around the world. Mark is excellent at erections. He can build almost anything from wood, fire, and other earthly elements. He constructed our band cave from nothing but a 12 pack of corona, a sequoia tree, a child's toy hammer, and several of his beard hairs which he used like #10 nails. His sweat is flammable and 80 proof, and he holds seventeen world records. They aren't his, but he stole them and likes to hold them up on stage... Brian is the..