SEANSYLVANIA

Acres upon acres where you'll be able to range free, enjoy the winery, meadery, brewery, steakhouse, distillery, iron forge, wood shop, golf course, rifle range, swimming pool, and more. For our more adventurous seasoned citizens, you'll roam safely with your own seasoned-citizen-sized hamster ball, which floats, should you inadvertently wander too close to a body of water.

Also known as: Seandale Heights Enterprises