UGMC - Key Persons

Aka Boy Racer

AkaBoyRacer.HeclaimsofbeingfromLimerickandhasabigtalkbutcan'twalkthewalk.Hasactuallyneverstabbedanyone,thisisbecauseheisactuallyfromClare.Whenhewasyounger,hedreamedofbeingaboyracer.Spinningalloys,moddedexhausts,thewholenineyards.ThisdreamwascrushedafterallthehatersseenhiscameoinanRTEmovie.Lovescribbingaboutforeigncountriesandpeoples.Despitethis,heverymuchlovestheenvironmentandnominatedhimselftobetheclub'senvironmentalsafetyofficer.

Aka Damo

AkaDamo/ShnakeiscurrentlystudyingEngineeringwithLiam.It'sbeenrumoredthatthisishowDamogotsuchanimportantroleonthecommitteewhenheisclearlymoreinterestedintabletennis.Thereisanunusualcorrelationbetweenhisattemptsofclimbingatthekingfisherandthenumberofinjuriesatthewall.ThemostpopulartheoryforthisisbeingfromAthlonehehasanirresistibleimpulsetocausedamage.IfyouseethispersonDONOTFEED.Hemaybecomeviolentwithyouinordertogetaccesstotherestofyourfood.Spraywithcoldwatertodeter.

Aoife Doyle

Job Titles:
  • Hiking Training & Safety Officer
  • Member of Committee

Aoife Embleton

Job Titles:
  • Secretary
  • Member of Committee

Caoimhe McKinstry

Job Titles:
  • Member of Committee
  • Ordinary Committee Member

Cathal Breathnach Aka Charley

Job Titles:
  • Member of NUIG MC
CathalBreathnachAkaCharleyisanoldyoungmemberofNUIGMC.Hehasastrangehabitofgettingintoincidentswithreindeer.Thelastonelefthimwithabrokenarm.HeistheleadsingeroftheboybandcalledRoverBandits.

Charlotte Vanacore

Job Titles:
  • First Year Representative
  • Member of Committee

Ciara Wall

Job Titles:
  • Member of Committee
  • Trips Officer

Cillian Jordan

Job Titles:
  • Equipment Officer
  • Member of Committee

Conor Sheridan - Treasurer

Job Titles:
  • Treasurer
  • Member of Committee

Cécile Collot

AkaSpiderthingisastrangecreaturewhodwellsattheclub.Duetoevolutionshedoesnotahaveabackbone,whichallowshertocontortherbodyintovariousshapesthatwouldbeimpossibleforhumans.Shedoesnotunderstandhowbelayingworksandregularlywillsitandchatextremelyloudlytoanyonenearby.shelikestokeepthenewmembersinvolvedin"realclimbing".thisusuallystartsduringtheirlessonwhichsheregularlyinterrupts.Majorroverbanditsfanandisrumoredtohaveacrushontheirleadguitarist.

Damien Egan

AkaDamo/ShnakeiscurrentlystudyingEngineeringwithLiam.It'sbeenrumoredthatthisishowDamogotsuchanimportantroleonthecommitteewhenheisclearlymoreinterestedintabletennis.Thereisanunusualcorrelationbetweenhisattemptsofclimbingatthekingfisherandthenumberofinjuriesatthewall.ThemostpopulartheoryforthisisbeingfromAthlonehehasanirresistibleimpulsetocausedamage.IfyouseethispersonDONOTFEED.Hemaybecomeviolentwithyouinordertogetaccesstotherestofyourfood.Spraywithcoldwatertodeter.

Ella Bliss - CCO

Job Titles:
  • Public Relations Officer
  • Member of Committee

Fionn Delahunty Aka

FionnDelahuntyAkaFinoistheDesignateddriver/LeadGuitaristsoftheRoverBandits.Fionnusestobeaveryrecklessandhadnotacareintheworld,wasuntilheranintothelandshark.Sincethenhehasbecomeamuchmoreseriouscharacterintheclubandhasstartedthelandsharksurvivorsgroup.

Francesca Rocca McAllister

AkaTinderellaisabubbly,lovingpersonuntilsheplaysspoons.Uponenteringagameofspoons,shewillviciouslyattackheropponentuntilthematchend,returningtoherenaturaldocilestate(swipingontinder).Usuallyonlyseenhikingbuthasrecentlystartedtoattendclimbingtomuchconfusionoftheregularmembers.FranhasalonglostbrotherFernandowhoisquiteevilwithathickmoustache,donotapproachifseen.

Hannah Jansen

AkaThejugglerispossiblytheexactoppositeofLila.Lilahasnotheideaofwherehe'sgoing,Hannah,ontheotherhand,hasnoideawhereshefrom.ThisisduetothePTSDsheissufferingfromherdaysasaneliteSwedishcommando.Shewasconscriptedintothearmyfor2-4years.Nooneisquitehowmanybutallweknowisitsmultiple.Sherecentlyturned21andinsteadofcashasapresentsheaskseveryoneattendingtogiveIKEAvouchers.Also,likeshorses.

Jack Reidy

Job Titles:
  • Captain
  • Member of Committee

James Mulhall

AkaTheTraitorwasapromisingyoungfirst-yearstudentwhowasstudyinggeneralscience.TherewashighhopeforJamestotakeaseniorpositionontheCommitteein2016-17.Unfortunately,aterribleaccidentoccurredandJamesheardaboutUCD.DrivenmadwiththepoorlivingconditionsofCorribVillage,JamessoonturnedtotheDarkside.HeisnowUCDpuppetwithamissionofcausingasmuchmayhemaspossibleforNUIGMC.Hismostrecentattempttosabotagewasthe2016firstsemestertriptoKerry,whichfailedmiserablyasthecraicwasstillhad,butbewearythisisthefirstofmanyattemptstocomesopleasekeepaneyeoutforthissuspiciousindividual.

James O'Connell Aka

JamesO'ConnellAkaJigglesisthefirstKerrymanevertogoaboard.DuetothelackoftravelingthatKerrypeopledo,Jamesimmunesystemisveryvulnerable.Thiscauseshimtoregularlygetfoodpoisoningwheninaforeigncountry.AswithallmaleKerrypeopletheyreproducethroughtheirtoes,whichexplainshisweirdobsessionwithfeet.TheleaddrummerinRoverBandits.

Liam Lang

AkaLilaisthe2016/17HikingViceCaptain.ThisisquiteanextraordinaryachievementforLiam,whooncegotlostwalkingtoTesco.HeiscurrentlystudyingEngineeringwiththedreamofbecomingaheadcivilengineeronTrump'sgreatwall.Oftentimesthisstrangeindividualcanbefoundsteamingsomesortofsemi-ediblefoodwhilecontinuallyrepeatingthephrase"It'sfine".Hehashighhopesfortheclubinthefutureanddreamsofturningitintotheformfillingclub(FFCforshort).ItisactuallyaliethatLiamwasbornwithhisbeard.Thereisphotographicproofofthis,althoughitisrarelyseen.

Niall O'Doherty

Job Titles:
  • Committee Advisor
  • Member of Committee

Pierce Hosey

AkaPosiesisaclimberandreputedginger.Oftenseentryingtoattractgirlsbytalkingabout'cracks'and'nuts',hehasbeenknowntohavetoturnbackfromattemptingtohikeuphillsassmallas20m.Somesaythatheissimplyterrifiedofsolidground.AsimplemanfromCarlow,Piercehasnotyetbeenintroducedtoconceptssuchaselectricityorfire,andassuchshouldbetreatedwithcaution.NottobeconfusedwithCiaraMcEllistrim.

Rian Ó Murchú

Job Titles:
  • Member of Committee
  • Ordinary Committee Member

Rory McGowan

Job Titles:
  • Climbing Training & Safety Officer
  • Member of Committee